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katy perry is known for pushing the envelope. she’s made a name for herself by creating a cartoonish yet sultry look, donning ensembles fit for comic book heroines. not to mention penning tunes with titles like “i kissed a girl,” and creating videos where her breasts shoot out whipped cream—i’m not so sure all “california girls” do that, katy.
and even though her style is certainly unique, she—or her stylist—could have chosen a more appropriate outfit than the number she wore on a recent episode of sesame street that she guest-starred on.
elmo may not have had a problem with your wardrobe choice, katy, but a lot of parents did. save the coquettishness for your music career. please?
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hamburgermeat-deactivated201103 said: "cleavagely challenged" is an excellent euphemism
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looks like cover girl lara stone is missing her clothes on the cover of vogue paris’ 90th anniversary issue.
i’m sorry, but isn’t vogue a magazine about fashion?
i’ll admit i’m a little late on the uptake on this one, but i thought you might be interested to see a commercial in which male body parts are objectified by women. way to turn the tables, axe, who isn’t exactly known for paving the way for women’s lib or anything, but i guess this (kinda) makes up for some of their racier (read: sexist) tv ads.
the use of the charming, always funny jaime pressly certainly helps their plight.
do watch, ladies, for some sweet satisfaction.
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it was only a matter of time before advertising went 3-d. i mean, hollywood has been titillating moviegoers for years, getting viewers up close and personal with all the action flashing on the screen.
and the folks behind wonderbra decided to put to use the same 3-d technology that avatar used in creating an ad sure to get commuters’ attention. but just like at the movies, you’ll have to don a pair of special monocles to get the full effect. dubbed 3-dd glasses, think of them as your declaration to the world that you appreciate a large rack. or that you appreciate model sabraine banando’s rack. or that you’re a perv.
such a thin line, ain’t it?
if you’re like me and grew up on the golden girls, then you know that nothing says patriot like a painting of betty white wrapped in an american flag and boasting pies (which, ahem, should be cheesecakes there, picasso) as breasts. and for just $20, this little slice of heaven can be yours—with free shipping!
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perhaps if sheyla hershey had waited a few years for this latest invention in lingerie, she wouldn’t find herself in the predicament she’s in now.
billed as a boob lift without the boob lift, ultimo has unveiled its latest line, icon, “thought to be among the most technologically-advanced underwear in the world— contains a secret sling hidden within the cup, to create maximum uplift, while the inclusion of microscopic fibers and compressed foam, work to achieve optimum shape and contouring,” as kelly brook so coquettishly models above.
its creators claim it to be one of the most lightweight and comfortable bras
"in the world—women won’t even know they are wearing it." marketed toward women of all ages, its design works to create a "youthful, shapely silhouette." you know, because "youthful" and "shapely" are the only acceptable looks women’s breasts should take in order to be considered attractive. "it works to prevent younger breasts from sagging," explains michelle mone, creator of the new age bra. "and for women who already have saggy boobs, it uplifts the breasts in an instant to the perky pair they once were, making the breasts look up to ten years younger just like a boob lift."
just because you cut the knife out of the equation doesn’t mean you subtract the vanity, too.
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admit it: you were all waiting with bated breath as to the fate of sheyla hershey, the proud owner of the world’s largest breasts. after multiple surgeries got her to her current m cup, it was her last implant surgery—which took place in brazil—that had her running for the hills. this time, something didn’t feel right. once back in the states, sheyla visited a surgeon who told her that a staph infection had reached both of her breasts, an infection that could take her life if she didn’t act quick.
while removing the implants would be the fastest way to try to improve her health, sheyla couldn’t part with her girls. for the past three months, she did everything she could to save them, self-administering infusions of intravenous antibiotics every 12 hours. but alas, her fight has come to an end: sheyla had to have both implants removed, as well as most of her own breast tissue—the final swift kick to the butt, er, breasts.
she may have lost the very things she held most near and dear to her heart, but she’s lucky to have gotten out of this situation alive. now she says she can focus more on her children and try to get over her breast and plastic surgery addiction.
i wish you the best of luck at breast addicts anonymous, sheyla. but i have a feeling you won’t be too anonymous…
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DEAR ABBY: i am a 46-year-old man who has been divorced for six months. i recently moved down to south florida for a new job. i am trying out the dating scene, but it has been difficult because i was married for 10 years.
abby, all the women i have dated so far have had breast implants. these not only look strange, but also feel uncomfortable during intimate moments. these women get a lot of looks from other men who gawk at their chests when we’re together.
would it be wrong of me to ask a woman, say within the first few dates, if her breasts are real? i don’t care if they’re big or small, i just want them real. — needs a real woman in florida
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