September 2010
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katy perry, certain tricks aren't for kids
katy perry is known for pushing the envelope. she’s made a name for herself by creating a cartoonish yet sultry look, donning ensembles fit for comic book heroines. not to mention penning tunes with titles like “i kissed a girl,” and creating videos where her breasts shoot out whipped cream—i’m not so sure all “california girls” do that, katy.
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hamburgermeat-deactivated201103 asked: "cleavagely challenged" is an excellent euphemism
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all up in your face
it was only a matter of time before advertising went 3-d. i mean, hollywood has been titillating moviegoers for years, getting viewers up close and personal with all the action flashing on the screen.
and the folks behind wonderbra decided to put to use the same 3-d technology that avatar used in creating an ad sure to get commuters’ attention. but just like at the movies, you’ll...
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the ultimate boob lift--without the boob lift
photo via dailymail uk
perhaps if sheyla hershey had waited a few years for this latest invention in lingerie, she wouldn’t find herself in the predicament she’s in now.
billed as a boob lift without the boob lift, ultimo has unveiled its latest line, icon, “thought to be among the most technologically-advanced underwear in the world— contains a secret sling hidden...
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Watchadmit it: you were all waiting with bated breath as to the fate of sheyla hershey, the proud owner of the world’s largest breasts. after multiple surgeries got her to her current m cup, it was her last implant surgery—which took place in brazil—that had her running for the hills. this time, something didn’t feel right. once back in the states, sheyla visited a surgeon who...
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“DEAR ABBY: i am a 46-year-old man who has been divorced for six months. i...”
– dear abby column, kansascity.com
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don't know your bra size? there's an app for that!
oh, technology. where would we be today without you? or should i say, where would our breasts be today without you? because the latest iphone app is strictly for the girls.
just in case you needed or wanted your cell phone to have the ability to measure your breast size, FITS is to the rescue. no more do you need an actual person to take actual measurements. the power to size yourself up is...
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objectify yourself
that a contest such as “the most beautiful breast model” took place in china, a land we’ve come to know for its modesty, is just about as unbelievable as the existence of such a contest, but alas. it happened. for two whole months, it happened.
hosted by hunan province-based magazine morning news weekly, the pageant to “appreciate female body and self-confidence”...
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the new york times shows some support for the...
finally us small girls get our due. recently the new york times published an article revealing our little secret: that we, in fact, don’t want to improve our assets.
obviously when i say “improve” what i mean is “enlarge”—by any means necessary. implants, padding—anything that could make our nubbins seem as large as the folks at companies like...
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taming the boob
ladies, i don’t have to tell you that breasts are tricky beasts. and there isn’t one way to tame them. we spend our entire lives trying to figure out how to live with our assets, how to feel most at ease even when we’ve strapped them down, how to go about our day-to-day lives without them getting in the way, how to deal with unwanted looks or gestures from our prey. every chest...
August 2010
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girl after my own heart... →
What the fuck. Why do the majority of bras now have to be super padded or pushup bras? (or, well the ones that really don’t have any padding, just fabric. But those make my boobs look funny so I don’t wear them) What if I like mine the way they are? So what if they’re small (32 AA, or nearly A. I…
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heidi montag is ditching her g-team
forgive me, dear readers, for having been mia this week, but this breast-obsessed freelancer found some paying gigs! so that’s good news.
you know what else is good news? apparently heidi montag has announced that she regrets getting a boob job—well, at least a size g. the diplet told life & style magazine: “my boobs are crushing me.” she’s also confessed to...
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something to talk about
photo via the los angeles times
san francisco. new york. denver. miami beach. chicago. seattle. venice beach. these cities played host to sight to be seen this weekend.
planned to precede the 90th anniversary of the 19th amendment (women officially received the right to vote on august 26, 1920), women and men alike were protesting for equal rights. you would think that in 2010, in this day and...
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Watchsummer is almost over, but let’s be honest, people: summer ain’t summer unless you’ve had the chance to sink you’re teeth into some deliciously juicy watermelons. have you had your fix?
if you have, chances are you’ve probably noticed that these days a large watermelon is hard to find. no longer onhand are the full-sized oblong versions that usually require two...
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breast intentions
let’s face it. breast cancer is some serious business. and while there is no cure, day after day we hear amazing stories of defeat, of women who took their lives by the horns and faught the bastard to the teeth. reclaiming themselves. reclaiming their bodies.
to help celebrate these women, a few women’s lingerie websites have banded together to form the breast alliance to support...
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parisian prudes
when you hear the words nudity and france used in the same sentence, most of us tend not to flinch. our culture, in general, has become desensitized whence in the midst of bare naughty bits, and because those freewheeling frenchies pioneered the notion of acceptance way back when the sexual revolution and women’s lib were hot potatoes.
so now when you hear those two words are at odds with...
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kim kardashian, in unnecessary accoutrements
meet kim kardashian. kim kardashian has big breasts. but you know this. because she flaunts them about on her reality tv show, keeping up with the kardashians. because they take center stage in her spreads in magazines.
we all know that kim’s lady lumps balance out all that junk in her trunk, so why does allure feel the need to add to her overabundance by having her pose in a padded bra...
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No man will ever truly know what it means to feel...
(via clumsyduckie)
truth.
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in yo' face
it’s no secret that breasts have the power to distract, but i have to say i’m a little reluctant to admit that i give these partners in crime major props for their ingenuity.
two twentysomething women approached a man at an atm machine in paris, flashing their lady lumps at the unassuming victim after he entered his pin number. while monsieur stood frozen staring in disbelief at one...
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Do all American girls have big boobs?
i second that emotion
fuckyeahbras:
mgleysoon-:
Like, woah. The bra sizes are huge.
LOL
*looks down*
No.
No we don’t.
:(
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tuff titties has a breast to rub
i’m a little annoyed, to say the least. abc news put up a slideshow of medical marvels, luring people in with the headline “world’s largest man breasts?” and, lo and behold, the first photo you see is of chinese man, guo qingpo, with a rather large rack. completely bare. nipples and areolas and everything nice. a news station can post a photo of a man with bare breasts,...
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breastfeeding moms miss the bus
honestly, try as i might, i just can’t stop reporting on breastfeeding stories. they just seem to be busting out of the headlines these days.
the latest took place in england, where new mum laura mckenna, 22, was ordered off a stagecoach manchester bus because she was breastfeeding new son d’marion. “i started to feed d’marion and like normal i lifted my jumper, pulled...
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a confederacy of dunces
as far as breasts are concerned, some women were not created equal. depending on your preference, some may be larger, some may be smaller, and some may be just right. then there is also the matter of the size of each breast; some may differ in size only slightly in relation to the other, while in others it’s more obvious.
meet dannii johnson, a british teen who at 13 first noticed her...
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study reveals girls budding breasts as early as 7...
i hate to say it, but the folks at british department store primark might have been onto something: a new study shows that today more girls now than ever may start developing breasts as early as 7 or 8 years old.
but how is this possible? well, there may be any number of culprits. as obesity rates climb ever higher and waist sizes grow ever wider, overweight girls could stand a chance at...
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booby juice, the wonder drink
okay, i promise this will be my last breastfeeding advocation post. for now.
leave it to science to give us all just one more reason to feed our babies booby juice: aside from obviously providing nutrients, mommy’s milk also aides in influencing the composition of the bacteria in junior’s tummy.
if you’re scratching your head, don’t worry. i shall explain....
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leave the herd
i know it seems i’ve been going on and on about breastfeeding lately (see here, here, and here), but i wouldn’t be talking about it so much if it weren’t such a hot topic. the shame now felt by mothers who try to breastfeed their newborns outside of the home, the health benefits linked to natural feeding (those who breastfeed are less likely to develop breast...
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this diet sucks
you know, it’s funny. so many female celebrities have been hit with the baby bug lately. and aside from toting their tots with them now as their hottest new accessories, i’ve noticed a change in them. something subtle, something soft, they give off a new energy that even emanates from the pages of glossies that they skip about in for interviews and fashion spreads. i can’t...
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suck it, america
since breastfeeding is such a hot topic in the public indecency category, i thought i’d hip y’all to this little tidbit: according to a recent survey, 84% of participants in australia’s northern territory seem to think that women should be able to breastfeed in public.
of course, the aussies are also a little breast-obsessed, but this mommy duty is less than titillating....
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breastfeeding doesn't suck
did you know that 60% of women who don’t have kids feel uncomfortable when they see a woman breastfeed? frankly, i had no idea so many women “disapproved” of such a natural act. and then kim kardashian caused a ruckus with a certain tweet, appalled that a woman had the gall to feed her babe in public and in such a close proximity to herself. the nerve, right?
but it seems many...
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kate nash won't put out
for fame, that is. unlike her pop tart counterpart pop stars, kate is happy to keep things covered up as she’s determined to be a positive role model for her fans, a responsibility that she takes very seriously. and in this day and age where showing massive amounts of skin is in, ms. nash is a breath of fresh air in the music scene and definitely someone today’s teens can—and...
July 2010
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mad for the ladies of mad men
to everyone fortunate enough to have cable and smart enough to watch mad men: please don’t spoil the first episode of season 4 for me. i fully intend to find a way to watch it, but my viewing schedule is slightly skewed from the rest of the world’s.
what i should do is buy the season off of itunes or amazon so i could keep up with the drapers & co, because it’s honestly...
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hot for hugh?
for all you ladies out there who have ever considered getting breast implants, maybe these words of encouragement from the world’s oldest playboy may seal the deal. when the new york post asked if he thought breast implants would ever go out of style, hugh hefner responded as such:
“i see no evidence of it. i think, quite frankly, it’s nicer if you’re well-endowed, but if you come...
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the polite feminist in dolly parton
fuckyeahbras:
“I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out.” Dolly Parton
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Watchthere’s a reason the united states has a legal limit on how large one can make her breasts, so heidi montag, please take note.
remember sheyla hershey? the proud owner of the world’s largest breasts? let’s recap: after eight breast augmentation surgeries, sheyla clocked in at a hefty 34FFF in 2008. with a gallon of silicone having been added to her petite frame, sheyla had the...
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larry rivers' archives: art or pornography?
photo via nyt
child pornography is NOT okay. despite the cultural differences that congest our world, this seems to be something everyone can agree upon. so when a now-deceased artist’s archival video footage is found that depicts such an act claiming it’s art, are we supposed to look the other way for art’s sake?
pop artist larry rivers died in 2002. eight years later, new...
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singaporeans seek sponsor
get a good look of our lassies here, folks, because this is what determination looks like.
dissatisfied with their natural, slight frames, silver ang (left) and hong qiuting of singapore are looking for a sponsor to help boost their busts. yes, that’s right: this model/blogger duo are looking for someone to pay for their boob jobs in hopes that they’ll land a spot on “bored in...
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a supportive family
it’s important for our families to have our backs. often in life we are faced with hard decisions, and if we lack familial support, it can end up feeling like us versus the world—quite the burden for us to carry all by our lonesome if luck (or lack of it) would have it.
there is one british family, however, who seems to be doing quite fine in the support department, metaphorically...
