September 2010
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katy perry, certain tricks aren't for kids
katy perry is known for pushing the envelope. she’s made a name for herself by creating a cartoonish yet sultry look, donning ensembles fit for comic book heroines. not to mention penning tunes with titles like “i kissed a girl,” and creating videos where her breasts shoot out whipped cream—i’m not so sure all “california girls” do that, katy.
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hamburgermeat-deactivated201103 asked: "cleavagely challenged" is an excellent euphemism
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all up in your face
it was only a matter of time before advertising went 3-d. i mean, hollywood has been titillating moviegoers for years, getting viewers up close and personal with all the action flashing on the screen.
and the folks behind wonderbra decided to put to use the same 3-d technology that avatar used in creating an ad sure to get commuters’ attention. but just like at the movies, you’ll...
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the ultimate boob lift--without the boob lift
photo via dailymail uk
perhaps if sheyla hershey had waited a few years for this latest invention in lingerie, she wouldn’t find herself in the predicament she’s in now.
billed as a boob lift without the boob lift, ultimo has unveiled its latest line, icon, “thought to be among the most technologically-advanced underwear in the world— contains a secret sling hidden...
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Watchadmit it: you were all waiting with bated breath as to the fate of sheyla hershey, the proud owner of the world’s largest breasts. after multiple surgeries got her to her current m cup, it was her last implant surgery—which took place in brazil—that had her running for the hills. this time, something didn’t feel right. once back in the states, sheyla visited a surgeon who...
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“DEAR ABBY: i am a 46-year-old man who has been divorced for six months. i...”
– dear abby column, kansascity.com
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don't know your bra size? there's an app for that!
oh, technology. where would we be today without you? or should i say, where would our breasts be today without you? because the latest iphone app is strictly for the girls.
just in case you needed or wanted your cell phone to have the ability to measure your breast size, FITS is to the rescue. no more do you need an actual person to take actual measurements. the power to size yourself up is...
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objectify yourself
that a contest such as “the most beautiful breast model” took place in china, a land we’ve come to know for its modesty, is just about as unbelievable as the existence of such a contest, but alas. it happened. for two whole months, it happened.
hosted by hunan province-based magazine morning news weekly, the pageant to “appreciate female body and self-confidence”...
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the new york times shows some support for the...
finally us small girls get our due. recently the new york times published an article revealing our little secret: that we, in fact, don’t want to improve our assets.
obviously when i say “improve” what i mean is “enlarge”—by any means necessary. implants, padding—anything that could make our nubbins seem as large as the folks at companies like...
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taming the boob
ladies, i don’t have to tell you that breasts are tricky beasts. and there isn’t one way to tame them. we spend our entire lives trying to figure out how to live with our assets, how to feel most at ease even when we’ve strapped them down, how to go about our day-to-day lives without them getting in the way, how to deal with unwanted looks or gestures from our prey. every chest...