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forgive me, dear readers, for having been mia this week, but this breast-obsessed freelancer found some paying gigs! so that’s good news.
you know what else is good news? apparently heidi montag has announced that she regrets getting a boob job—well, at least a size g. the diplet told life & style magazine: “my boobs are crushing me.” she’s also confessed to having some serious back pain from the strain of her g-team.
then there’s her obsession with exercise and staying in shape, something it seems she didn’t really think through when she went under the knife. “i’m obsessed with fitness, but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs,” she says. “it’s heartbreaking. i can’t live an everyday life. i feel trapped in my own body.”
now she wants to reduce her implants down to a size d—or double d. a smart move, though maybe not the smarest. then again, this is heidi montag, people. maybe sheyla hershey’s recent scare started the wheels turning in that vacuous blonde head of hers.
but maybe that’s thinking too highly of her.