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don’t know your bra size? there’s an app for that!
oh, technology. where would we be today without you? or should i say, where would our breasts be today without you? because the latest iphone app is strictly for the girls.
just in case you needed or wanted your cell phone to have the ability to measure your breast size, FITS is to the rescue. no more do you need an actual person to take actual measurements. the power to size yourself up is finally within reach!
all you have to do is take a picture of yourself and let the little robot living inside your phone—who moves in after you buy the app, of course—put his genius to work, computing mathematical formulas, measuring proportions, and taking moveability and comfort into account. or so you wish.
obviously, i’m skeptical about this latest feature. that one could discover her bra size just by the snap of a photo seems pretty bogus to me. but so does the story behind this hairbrained idea. apparently its creator had an “awkward” experience with a bra saleswoman. reads a quote on the site (verbatim): “while making my escape, i just couldn’t stop thinking about an app that would spare us, women, the need in these kinds of situations.”
well, if you think getting fitted for a bra is awkward, you can certainly rest assured that no one will be checking out the pics you take in an effort to size yourself. just where do all those pictures go, exactly? and why would you need to use this app more than once? and why would you want to put hard-working women like linda the bra lady out of a job?
these are the things you should take into account when deciding you need to use a digital application to determine your bra size.
