tuff titties

16th January 2010

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the stuff that dreams are made of

since tuff titties is still new on the scene, i have a lot of catching up to do as far as providing you with the most important breast news, so i apologize if some of my posts seem outdated. but some stories just beg to be heard.

stories like the woman with the world’s largest breasts. well, sheyla hershey of brazil is the proud owner, clocking in at a size 38KKK. in may 2008, eight surgeries and a gallon of silicon had her at a 34FFF, but sheyla’s dreams were big. too big, it would seem, for texas, which has a state limit of how much of that wonderful gooey clear stuff—that has helped so many a cleavagely challenged woman achieve her dream—a person can put into their body. and for good reason: too much of this good thing can actually kill a person. (maybe the lone-star state should rethink its slogan?)

it must be noted that sheyla was determined to claim the world title for her bra size, and she had that before her cups called to mind a certain southern organization. but she wanted to go even further because she, and i quote, “wanted to feel good about herself.” a woman on a mission, no law was going to hold her back. sheyla hightailed it to brazil—a country with no such restrictions on silicone—and walked away with a rack like none other.

tuff titties hopes sheyla is feeling good about herself now. she makes the TT hall of fame as THE DUMBEST WOMAN EVER.

is it any surprise that her role model is dolly parton?

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