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7th July 2010

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singaporeans seek sponsor

get a good look of our lassies here, folks, because this is what determination looks like.

dissatisfied with their natural, slight frames, silver ang (left) and hong qiuting of singapore are looking for a sponsor to help boost their busts. yes, that’s right: this model/blogger duo are looking for someone to pay for their boob jobs in hopes that they’ll land a spot on “bored in bikinis,” on online show that shows girls, well, bored in bikinis.

this role is clearly a prestigious one as who knows where these girls’ careers could go from here? and if you find it as laughable as i that they would actually seek a corporate pimp to pay for their enhancements, get this: hong blogged about her idea in hopes of finding someone to make her dream come true and was appalled when she received a response from a would-be sponsor who offered to pay for the procedure in exchange for a friendly fondle.

if you know anything about me, dear readers, it’s that i am no fan of sexism. and not that i’m condoning it here, but these girls seem like the perfect candidates for the show. and it seems that other people hip to hong and silver’s plight feel similarly, too, as they are said to be in talks with two clinics who have shown interest in sponsoring the girls.

i guess it’s true what they say: it’s hard out there to be a pimp.

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