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hot for hugh?
for all you ladies out there who have ever considered getting breast implants, maybe these words of encouragement from the world’s oldest playboy may seal the deal. when the new york post asked if he thought breast implants would ever go out of style, hugh hefner responded as such:
“i see no evidence of it. i think, quite frankly, it’s nicer if you’re well-endowed, but if you come up lacking in that department, one understands that that’s what cosmetic surgery exists for.”
just in case you needed the coaxing of a wrinkly 84-year-old man constantly surrounded by silicone and whose libido is shockingly able to sustain (by viagra, no doubt) the barbie-like dimwits ready to drop their panties for an old geezer just to say the slept with the hef.
you know, because in the words of paris hilton: that’s hot.
