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it’s no secret that breasts have the power to distract, but i have to say i’m a little reluctant to admit that i give these partners in crime major props for their ingenuity.
two twentysomething women approached a man at an atm machine in paris, flashing their lady lumps at the unassuming victim after he entered his pin number. while monsieur stood frozen staring in disbelief at one of the bare-breasted ladies, the other withdrew 300 euros from his account. once the mini bank dispensed the bills, the two flashers took off, cash in hand. the cash machine’s video camera captured the whole incident, but a spokesman for the french police stated that the women were unidentifiable.
“we would advise anyone withdrawing cash from a machine to focus on what they are doing and not allow themselves to be distracted, however attractive the view,” the spokesman added.
duly noted.