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all up in your face
it was only a matter of time before advertising went 3-d. i mean, hollywood has been titillating moviegoers for years, getting viewers up close and personal with all the action flashing on the screen.
and the folks behind wonderbra decided to put to use the same 3-d technology that avatar used in creating an ad sure to get commuters’ attention. but just like at the movies, you’ll have to don a pair of special monocles to get the full effect. dubbed 3-dd glasses, think of them as your declaration to the world that you appreciate a large rack. or that you appreciate model sabraine banando’s rack. or that you’re a perv.
such a thin line, ain’t it?
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the ultimate boob lift—without the boob lift
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perhaps if sheyla hershey had waited a few years for this latest invention in lingerie, she wouldn’t find herself in the predicament she’s in now.
billed as a boob lift without the boob lift, ultimo has unveiled its latest line, icon, “thought to be among the most technologically-advanced underwear in the world— contains a secret sling hidden within the cup, to create maximum uplift, while the inclusion of microscopic fibers and compressed foam, work to achieve optimum shape and contouring,” as kelly brook so coquettishly models above.
its creators claim it to be one of the most lightweight and comfortable bras
“in the world—women won’t even know they are wearing it.” marketed toward women of all ages, its design works to create a “youthful, shapely silhouette.” you know, because “youthful” and ”shapely” are the only acceptable looks women’s breasts should take in order to be considered attractive. “it works to prevent younger breasts from sagging,” explains michelle mone, creator of the new age bra. “and for women who already have saggy boobs, it uplifts the breasts in an instant to the perky pair they once were, making the breasts look up to ten years younger just like a boob lift.”
just because you cut the knife out of the equation doesn’t mean you subtract the vanity, too.
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What the fuck. Why do the majority of bras now have to be super padded or pushup bras? (or, well the ones that really don’t have any padding, just fabric. But those make my boobs look funny so I don’t wear them) What if I like mine the way they are? So what if they’re small (32 AA, or nearly A. I…
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something to talk about
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san francisco. new york. denver. miami beach. chicago. seattle. venice beach. these cities played host to sight to be seen this weekend.
planned to precede the 90th anniversary of the 19th amendment (women officially received the right to vote on august 26, 1920), women and men alike were protesting for equal rights. you would think that in 2010, in this day and age, equality protests are things that you only read about in textbooks. but there is still something that sets our genders apart, something that the french have seemed to stop caring about…
“if we’re supposed to be equal across the board, then women should be allowed to show their breasts,” said michael staley, 43, who was topless except for a bustier and a straw hat. “why can’t they? men can, women should, period.”
“we should be able to do everything that men can,” said protester angela oliver, 23, of san francisco, “and i like my boobs and i like being naked, so here i am. i don’t feel like i’m being sexual right now by being topless. it’s completely natural.”
“if we are not allowed, men must be forced to hide their chests on the basis of gender equality,” said venice beach organizer nadine gary.
to show their support and to demonstrify just how ludicrous this social “norm” really is and show their solidarity, men showed up to the protest—put on by gotopless.org—in bikini tops or wearing some sort of makeshift pasties (think band-aids and duct tape). “we walk around topless. they should be able to if they want,” said jesus romero, 22, of phoenix.
while there were plenty of supporters on hand, there were also those who were there just to gawk or who disagreed with what protesters were trying to accomplish altogether. “women and men are completely different. just because men do things doesn’t mean women need to do them,” shouted mark steven in his ”trust jesus” t-shirt.
another reason? well, what about the children? apparently americans believe that if tots see tits flying about, throwing all caution to the wind, they’ll be traumatized for life. but that argument doesn’t hold water for me; think about what’s available to kids on primetime tv, let alone the internet.
one male venice beach protester, dave robinson, 57, approached nadine clad in a bikini top. “thanks for giving us this,” he said. “i don’t want to be a gawker—I want to do something.” as dave and nadine continued their conversation, dave removed his top. nadine asked why. “it’s itchy,” he said. “now I know how you feel.”
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i like a man who isn’t afraid to show his feminine side. and for a guy to shave his, ahem, body hair to make it look like he’s wearing a bra, well if he isn’t getting in touch with his femininity, then he’s certainly a damn good sport.
thanks, guy. you made my day.
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No man will ever truly know what it means to feel relief…because they will never have to take off their own bra.
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truth.
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look at laur-aaa, gettin crazy with the design skillz
hahaha my little paper bra mock up.
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ladies, i present to you a better use for that padded bra
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suck it, america
since breastfeeding is such a hot topic in the public indecency category, i thought i’d hip y’all to this little tidbit: according to a recent survey, 84% of participants in australia’s northern territory seem to think that women should be able to breastfeed in public.
of course, the aussies are also a little breast-obsessed, but this mommy duty is less than titillating. though americans have been struggling with whether moms should keep things mum, it seems australian women have also felt the pressure of feeding their babes behind closed doors. “everyone looks at you like you’re doing something wrong … you feel very singled out,” says new mom stacey fawcett on feeding in public.
seriously, people, we have so many other more important things to worry about. let’s stop getting our panties—or bras—in a twist over this and just let moms be.
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dolly parton’s vision, on a smaller scale.
note how victoria’s secret-like it is.
good choice.
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