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there’s a reason the united states has a legal limit on how large one can make her breasts, so heidi montag, please take note.
remember sheyla hershey? the proud owner of the world’s largest breasts? let’s recap: after eight breast augmentation surgeries, sheyla clocked in at a hefty 34FFF in 2008. with a gallon of silicone having been added to her petite frame, sheyla had the maximum amount of the clear goo in her body allowed by texas law. but nothing was gonna keep this woman from achieving her dreams, so it was off to brazil she went to obtain the largest rack in the world—since the country has no restrictions on how much silicone one can put into their body.
yep, with a chest that at one point measured in at an m cup, sheyla got the tit-le she deserved, but has had more than 30 surgeries since to reduce (when she found out she was pregnant) and re-enlarge her chest. clearly someone has a bit of an addiction, but all that may change as now her life is in jeopardy due to her obsession.
her most recent date with the knife was in june, but this time things didn’t go as smoothly as she’d expected: after surgery she discovered that a severe staph infection had reached both of her breasts. though she was operated on, once again, in brazil, she came back to houston for help, where the surgeon she met with told her she should fear for her life since staph infections can enter the bloodstream, which could cause severe septicemia (blood poisoning, inflammation of the body), necrotizing pneumonia (which causes death of lung tissue), or necrotizing fasciitis (the quickest-spreading disease known to man, commonly referred to as the “flesh-eating bug” because the poison in this toxin destroys cells which looks like eating flesh. yuck.). sheyla has been administering herself infusions of intravenous antibiotics every 12 hours to fight the infection—and she may or may not lose one of her breasts.
luckily this heavy dose of reality has made sheyla finally admit that she’s addicted to plastic surgery. i mean, any addict usually has to hit rock bottom before they realize they have a problem, and with her life potentially at stake, thankfully sheyla’s listening to her wake-up call.
so i guess the lone-star state can keep its slogan: everything IS bigger in texas.
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the stuff that dreams are made of
since tuff titties is still new on the scene, i have a lot of catching up to do as far as providing you with the most important breast news, so i apologize if some of my posts seem outdated. but some stories just beg to be heard.
stories like the woman with the world’s largest breasts. well, sheyla hershey of brazil is the proud owner, clocking in at a size 38KKK. in may 2008, eight surgeries and a gallon of silicon had her at a 34FFF, but sheyla’s dreams were big. too big, it would seem, for texas, which has a state limit of how much of that wonderful gooey clear stuff—that has helped so many a cleavagely challenged woman achieve her dream—a person can put into their body. and for good reason: too much of this good thing can actually kill a person. (maybe the lone-star state should rethink its slogan?)
it must be noted that sheyla was determined to claim the world title for her bra size, and she had that before her cups called to mind a certain southern organization. but she wanted to go even further because she, and i quote, “wanted to feel good about herself.” a woman on a mission, no law was going to hold her back. sheyla hightailed it to brazil—a country with no such restrictions on silicone—and walked away with a rack like none other.
tuff titties hopes sheyla is feeling good about herself now. she makes the TT hall of fame as THE DUMBEST WOMAN EVER.
is it any surprise that her role model is dolly parton?
